Wednesday, August 11, 2004

ari ni ari Rabu...

semalam balik opis.. pi umah cousin kasi nenok setting Streamyx.. rupa2 line tu x activate lagi Streamyx.. tu pasal ari Jumaat kat 1 jam lebih dok mengodak.. benda yang sama.. asyik x boleh dial ajer...

lepas tu pi tolong cousin aku.. amek PC kat opis.. bawak balik ke umah.. pasai nak buek keje kat umah.. lepas tu lepak.. pekena maggi goreng.. dan kueh tiaow.. yang pelik nya kena Rm 11.70 sen maa.. x masuk akal betul... waa hangin kejap.. kalu makanan tu sedap.. aku takkan complaint pasai harga.. tapi kalu x sedap... bukan setakat hangin.. mau bertempayan.. aku memaki-hamun dalam hati ler... hehehehehe

ari ni... support untuk UPS mai.. seharian aku dok mengusha benda tu.. sama ngan dia.. ok jugak dapat tau macam2.. tapi nak lebih detail.. x dapat kawan.. hehehehe... ari ni sesungguh nya bz betul... buat quotation... kena sound pasai.. apa meja kat pc staff tu bersepah ngan benda2... loa.. selamba dia sound aku...aku cakap kat dia balik.. aku tunggu duit.. mana duit,
so senyap jap bos.. waaa takut jugak dia akan kuli dia yang berdedikasi ni.. hehehehehehe

citer lawak pertama
After digging to a depth of 100m last year, Russian scientists found traces of copper wiring dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago. So as not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200m, and headlines in the US newspapers read:"US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians." One week later, a Malaysian scientist En Mat Boot, reported the following: "After digging as deep as 500m,Malaysian scientists found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago,their ancestors were already using wireless mobile phone."

citer lawak yang kedua
Types Of Women ============= 1) HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. 2) RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. 3) WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. 4) SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! 5) INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access. 6) SERVER Woman: Always busy when you need her. 7) MULTIMEDIA Woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful. 8) CD-ROM Woman: She is always faster and faster. 9) E-MAIL Woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. 10) VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources.

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